Dear Guy who gets happy when he is called Cute, Hi. Hope you are doing well and revelling in the compliment of being called cute by every possible girl you know. It does feel good, doesnt it? While the definition of cute according to you may mean someone who is immensely likeable and hence datable and a catch for all species of the female kind, oh naive human being, let me share with you some insights of the practical world. When a girl calls you cute, she automatically dismisses you as someone whom she can have a relationship with. It means you will forever be friend-zoned or BroBoxed (I just invented the word and if anyone else uses it, i expect due credit). She will call you her closest friend in the world. She will hug you, share her life with you, keep calling you and get pissed off with you for not acting all lovey dovey with her but she will NEVER, I repeat NEVER get into a relationship with you. Even if you broach that topic she will give you the shittiest line in the history of words, You deserve someone better, not me. You are too cute to date.... Its a giant kick to the nuts, in the sweetest way possible. You dont know whether to be sad or happy cause she has said no but at the same time called you cute, which you of course think is a compliment. I have basically predicted, cute guy, what the next few months or year will be like for you. How do I know it? I have lived your life. I am the king of cute boys. I have been a cute boy since 8th grade. I have spent years listening to girls and their problems because cute meant hope. I write this so that you, oh fellow cute naive male, dont fall into the trap of feeling like a rockstar when you are called cute. Instead, be afraid, very very afraid!!!! Sincerely Yours, Bernard Chipli. (Still Single) Managing Director, Cute Boys Association.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 05:27:47 +0000
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