Dear Large, Loud, and Unexpected Bug (Junebug?) flying into my - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Large, Loud, and Unexpected Bug (Junebug?) flying into my open drivers-side window this morning; I had a short, slow drive to work to the hospital this morning. I was going just before daybreak and the weather was beautiful. I was peacefully enjoying my very hot, fresh, lidless coffee while listening to some relaxing, new music. A cool breeze was blowing through my open car windows. Your very alarming, sudden, and vicious attack of me during my tranquil drive to work may have had the element of surprise and resulted in erratic driving, colorful language, and coffee all over my car, but I feel like I won the battle in the end. So, tell your friends it might seem like fun to startle humans while driving, but it may not end well for you (wherever you are right now in my car right now).
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 11:58:12 +0000

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