Dear Local Grocery Store, Clearly you havent checked the calendar - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Local Grocery Store, Clearly you havent checked the calendar as of late, so let me enlighten you; it is ONLY JULY 13th!!! Therefore your offensive visual assault on us otherwise happy-go-lucky summertime shoppers with your brutal and insensitive display of SCHOOL SUPPLIES is nothing but a callous attempt at stressing us out, robbing our joy and killing our enthusiasm for the current season! You are a heartless beast. I mean, is it REEEEEEALLY necessary to be a spoil sport when summer just got going? I have half a mind to boycott you until the 3rd week in August, which is, as everyone will agree, the appropriate time to display Back to School items. Until then, stick to sales on watermelons and popcicles. Sincerely, Every Sane Summer Loving Parent
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 03:27:33 +0000

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