Dear Morrisons, Your profits are down coz your shop is fukin shit you fukin shit bastards! Blame it on whatever you want but its coz youre fukin shit! Fresh meat - Tastes like it comes off nackered dairy cows and was slaughtered in the car park a half hour back. Bread - Taste like bleach Wine - Shite selection and too fukin expensive, ironic given most of your customers are scrubbers. Beer - Too expensive and shite selection Cooked meats - Bought in from South America, no doubt reared on an owd rainforest and then your have the fukin cheek to say all your fresh meat is from the UK. Pizzas - Taste like shite cheese melted onto a owd Max Bygraves record that fell on the floor in a charity shop. Tins - Too many fukin tins, tins of shit that no cunts bought since the war like potted beef or condensed egg. Pies - Only useful for shoving down a football sock and starting a one man prison riot to determine whos the daddy. Reduced section - Never owt in it coz you put all the out of date stuff in the salad bar you cheeky cunts. Ready meals - More salt and MSG than a Wigan all your can eat Chinese buffet and twice as shite. Staff - Not fit Cafe - More chance of getting served quicker in BnM Bargains on Bring some valium to work day Electrical goods - Fukin none existent minus some child laboured TVs that arnt even fukin cheap. You can have that market research for free you cunts!
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 12:07:10 +0000
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