Dear Mother Nature, As I sit here bare assed I have to wonder - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Mother Nature, As I sit here bare assed I have to wonder why you taunt me like this. I politely asked for you to stop the rain for a few days and looking at the weather report, assumed you had agreed. I sprayed my plants once again to try to halt the blight they have. I did this assuming you would cooperate and give us a few nice days to let the spray work. Once again you fail me. tonight what do I see? Rain, washing the spray off my plants. This is the third time I have sprayed and the third time you have immediately washed it away. So as I mentioned in my last letter, you have forced me to do my naked anti-rain dance. Please do not escalate this any further, I am not sure what I will do next... Nakedly, Dwayne Haskell
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 02:15:31 +0000

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