Dear Mr. Zuckerberg.. I know your time is valuable. I have a few concise requests geared to enhance/improve our shared experiences with your network. Can you have your people build a timeline filter that quarantines and deletes all posts that contain text, implications, invitations, memes or links pertaining to: 1. Celebrity asses. 2. Celebrities who are, in fact.. asses. 3. People who are obsessed with said asses. 4. Celebrity ass arguments about whether or not dat ass is photoshopped. 5. Re-Tweets from Celebrity asses who are married to Celebrities only famous for their asses. 6. Anything remotely affiliated with World Star or Funk Flexs pages/sites/existence. 7. Game invites. I am never going to play. Ever. 8. Twerking videos, or any video that begins with the still image of a woman (yes, I have to friggin say it.. OR a man) stooping and looking over her shoulder. 9. Deformed or mutated pictures of children used to solicit and demand prayer. 10. Fight Club videos. #enoughalready 11. Memes containing (unintentional) misspellings. Dont even allow them to be uploaded. (Ideally...) Reject, Report, and Block the user password if they cant figure out the needed corrections. 12. Anything containing the words (or ideas expoused by) FOX, Hannity, OReilly or the Tea Party (except the Kermit memes that are occasionally hella funny). There are many more variables to write into the filter, but lets just start here. Thanks for the platform, youre welcome for the suggestions. Semi-sincerely; please and thank you, The People
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 18:35:16 +0000
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