Dear Mr. spider in our back yard, While I certainly appreciate the fact that you are a majestic little creature and an important contributing member of the natural ecosystem... if I catch another poorly spun spiderweb in my god damn face again - Im going to track you down and squish the ever loving shit out of you. Consider yourself warned, you tiny eight legged asshole. Love, Rob. #surehopeitchecksfacebook
Posted on: Sat, 03 May 2014 00:47:29 +0000