Dear Mrs Sloth, Thank you for your recent application for position of entertainer. Unfortunately we will not be offering you the post. While your costume was excellent we felt that referring to yourself as an ‘arboreal acrobat’ was pushing the limits of exaggeration beyond the scope of honesty and your stand up comedy routine was, quite frankly appalling. However should you wish to pursue a career as a live statue we would recommend gaining a buskers licence for Covent Garden, London and we would be more than happy to provide you with an excellent reference. This position should also be able to accommodate your childcare needed. We wish you all the best in your future career. Regards
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 16:24:06 +0000
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