Dear Neptune Society, Thank you for the kind birthday month wishes and the offer of a free pre-paid cremation. As an informed consumer, I have a couple of questions. I cant help but notice that the offers for low cost cremation seem to arrive in direct proportion to invitations for free dinners accompanying a seminar about estate planning/hearing aids/long term care/plastic surgery. Is this a coincidence, or do you all have a pool started and everybody is betting on which service I may potentially need first? And if I say yes to any of the other services, does that negate my offer for a free cremation? Also, you are called the Neptune Society. Neptune the mythological entity was the Roman god of the sea. And Neptune the planet is the farthest one from the sun, and is the most dense of the gaseous planets. Either definition seems to evade an obvious link to an organization promoting the use of fire, although I will admit that a more accurate name such as the Combustion Club seems a bit indelicate. But I do appreciate the acknowledgement of my upcoming birthday, which until your letter arrived I had been successful in ignoring. I also promise to lean as far away as possible from all the candle flame to avoid rendering null and void your most generous offer. Sincerely yours, Jody Serey
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 22:59:15 +0000
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