Dear Nikola Tesla, Thank you for the motivation, inventions, and your creativity. I cannot thank you enough, you need credits for the works youve done. Without you, there are no computers, radars, radios, X-rays, internet, communication, and my grandmas old toaster oven. You will be forever remembered in our (geek) hearts. P.S. Curse J.P. Morgan and Thomas Edison for ruining your life and for now on I shall call them names. There arent enough nouns in the English language which will describe their douchiness but Ill try. THOMAS EDISON AND JOHN PIERPONT MORGAN ARE: Douchebags, douchemouths, douchesplosion, douchegods, douchers, douchetoasts, douchiest douchebags of all douches, douchers with a million packs of douchebag teas, douchegooses, douchpoops, kings of douchebags, stupid douchebags (and did I mention douchebag?), mixed greens with a douche Vinaigrette, douchiest matter of the douchebag Universe, douchebagels, douchettes. P.P.S. I shall name my future son Nikola andbI will tell your story to my future students. Namaste
Posted on: Tue, 25 Feb 2014 12:56:41 +0000
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