Dear (North) Korea, Since you have succeeded at bringing free speech and freedom of expression through art to its knees in our country, Im hoping you might also accept this wish list of things to consider targeting in the future as I wish they too be cancelled. Lets start with any further work from Justin Bieber, please. Also include any new films starring Michael Douglas, Sylvester Stallone or Lindsay Lohan. An end to Nicholas Sparks movies would be most appreciated. I think those Victorias Secret Angels have started some sort of movement against Korean BBQ, so yall should abolish them altogether. Haters gonna hate, what can I say. Im hoping you agree that the Kardashians pose a particular threat as their Kim claims to be superior to yours. Nip that in the bud. Last but not least, Im sure youll agree that its time to stop playing those M*A*S*H reruns. Regards, Molly
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 00:34:28 +0000