Dear OBE-Wildlife students and other people from less prestigious departments that nobody knows… it is time to quit writing and plotting graphs that nobody will ever see about the animals that you study… instead come get a taste of it! As Obama said in the last state of the union “a better nation is when we lift young people up with a sense of purpose and possibility asking them to join in the great mission of building Ammmericcaaaaa! “ I think he was talking about us… so join Friday January 30th at 7.30 p.m. at 527 Eddy the 2015 edition of the SMALL GAME PARTY! HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE PREVIOUS EPISODE… a random dude from Spain won the shooting competition, somebody tried to poison all the guests bringing Marshmellow flavored vodka, We shot fire crackers at 2 am Somebody slept in a parking lot and almost froze to death, The custodian of natural science risked to get fired The cops showed up, which I consider the international way to certify a high quality party. 2 people that were at the party las year got married, one couple is having a kid, 2 new couples were formed and 4 broke up! Way to go! HIGHLIGHTS FROM THIS YEAR… This year we will have a dj! A founding father of the event (Andy Boyce) will be absent due to his early departure for Borneo…therefore please, to lessen the pain for Andy missing, take a shot of wiskey before the party, bring a picture of him, wear some commemorative underwear he may have left in your room or bring some Boyce story to share. There is a rumor that Ondy Crino has been travelling from Australia to come to Missoula for the party. one of our guests asked to have an entire day off from work Friday and Saturday (that is the profile of a professional partier) 3 last reminders: 1-there will be some outrageous amount of coocked dead birds so don’t fill yourself up with American crap (eg. Cheetos) before the party. 2-If you are vegetarian Friday is your opportunity to start over your new life. 3-The spirit of the SGP is to merge people that don’t know each other together so please, if you have a friend you have not seen in a while, a relative visiting, a neighbor you always wanted to know better, or a grandma currently thawing in the trunk of your car please please please INVITE THEM ALL! See you there… Adam, Andy, James, Ric and Zaba.
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 16:47:57 +0000
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