Dear Patrizia Setola, I am currently on my way to your talk at 1730 this evening but there appears to be a tree down on the railway line and it has caught some electrical cables. As such, Irish Rail, Dublin Bus, the ESB, the Guards, the Defense forces, the Fire brigade, the Coast guard, 6 Dublin hospitals and ambulance services, 14 local Scouts troops, and the 3 saved puppies from the mineshaft in Cork have been mobilised to save the day. As these services are hanging around awaiting the opportunity to overreact to any more Ebola scares I believe they are using this as a dry run for the imminent invasion of Ebola on the backs of ISIS. Irish rail are asking passengers to volunteer to lie on the tracks and play the part of Ebola sufferers such that we can see how much damage the emergency services can inflict on the incoming invasion of Ebolaans such that the press can broadcast and we can scare away this Ebolaan invasion. There has even, sadly, already been a casualty in the guise of IrishRails Twitter machine going in to meltdown, (@IrishRail): https://twitter/IrishRail I will continue in my endeavour to reach your talk on time but beg your forgiveness as there will be a strong chance that I will be at least 5 hours late. I hope you will not hold my lateness against me or give out to me for questions I might ask which will have already been covered. Will someone save me a glass of wine? Thanks so much for your support during this dangerous and hazardous time for me and my country as we evince a total lack of ability to handle trees that fall over. I mean, what do they expect? These are vastly unorthodox and crazy times we live in. And we shouldnt have to expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 08:36:12 +0000
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