Dear People, I previously had some pipes leaking water in the upstairs bathroom. Whilst they were already fixed I decided to have a plumber check them out regularly. I called KRudd Plumbing Services who suggested that the lack of leaks was a result of the previous plumber’s efficiency and had consequently loosened off some the joints and made a few “strategic pressure relief” holes in my water pipes. Water began leaking through the ceiling and into our lounge and kitchen. KRudd Plumbing Services brought some buckets to catch the water and advised that the leaks were good for washing the walls, keeping the furniture clean and could be used for cleaning the carpet and floors. They also pointed out that our leaks were fully compliant with our international obligations under the UN LPWIC (Leaking Pipes Water Inundation Convention). After six years of complaints and ruinously expensive leaks, my property is jam packed with buckets full of water however, my plumber has conferred with some of our neighbors who have now agreed to consider the possibility of potentially reviewing any loan agreements for even more buckets under the programmatic specificity rules. I suggested to KRudd Plumbing Services that it may be appropriate to try to fix the leaks rather than harass our neighbors to provide even more buckets to collect the water. I was advised quite rudely that I was exhibiting water racist tendencies and obviously was a water bigot. I checked this out with the ABC and some of the progressive media who confirmed that I was indeed a water racist who should be grateful that I was blessed with such considerate bucket carrying neighbors. I’m now truly contrite as recommended by the Ministry Of Positive Thinking. I should have been more sensitive to the needs of our neighbors to make money out of renting buckets. I have also written to KRudd Plumbing Services to confirm that we do not in fact need the leaks fixed and are quite happy to have a dream home with hot and cold water running down all four walls. I guess I’m stuck in an alternative universe as an alien; I’m sitting here quietly whilst I hope for a passing worm hole to come and collect me.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 04:35:41 +0000
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