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Dear Peter Jackson, You have made enough money now. We went to see all three ... THREE... of your awful Hobbit movies. You are now free to go and make something much, much better. You can buy a wonderful original screenplay with a single author, instead of cranking out barely serviceable dialogue with a team of six. You can take a refresher course on how to direct lighting, camera work and editing. You are allowed to spend just a LITTLE of the money on special effects, but not a lot, so you cant make your next film all CGI and battles and rollercoaster barrel scenes. Please take your time and do it right, or we shall send you to the corner until you learn (Relearn? Remember?) the art of subtlety. If you EVER again allow a major plot shift to be signified by a line like Im going to kill a piece of filth, we shall be done with you forever. Remember: original screenplays only. If you prove yourself with those, we shall give you a list of authors whose works you may adapt. ONE film per book. And you are not even allowed to READ Tolkien from now on. You can do this. We believe in you. Sincerely, People Who Read AND See Movies
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 05:49:09 +0000

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