Dear Random Flu/Stomach Virus/Thing: Since you are now generally on your way out [of me], I would just like to state publicly that your sudden weekend appearance was neither authorized by me, nor did it help with any of my weekend plans. In fact, you ended up cutting into my pay and nearly throwing this weeks plans into a tailspin. So, please, do my body - and the immune systems of others - a huge favor? SCREW OFF AND DIE. Thanks! JPM
Posted on: Mon, 20 Jan 2014 13:05:39 +0000
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