Dear Santa, Alright, you fat bastard, this is it. EVERY year I have written you asking - nay, BEGGING - for a Deluxxxe Hottie Pak, consisting of a flaxen blonde, a raven brunette, and a crimson redhead, and EVERY year, what do I get? NOTHING. No blonde. No brunette. And certainly no redhead. So, I figure, after so many years of asking and not receiving (not even any explanation as to why), I just finally concluded that such requests are simply not done - you deal with toys and shit like that. But THEN, I see THIS!!! SOMEONE got a redhead for Christmas! Well it sure as hell wasnt ME!!! So wtf, fat man?? If I dont get a bevy of beauties as per my continued request THIS year, Im gonna wait til youre doing a neighboring house, and then Ill feed your reindeer rich chili and Ex-Lax. I hope for your sake that sleigh of yours has a windshield with heavy duty wipers. However, theres a simpler way to avoid that unpleasantness... I want babes this year, jolly man. No less than 3, as per the hair color. For aesthetics, see my Facebook Cover picture. ~ Blackie PS - I know Little Johnny personally. Dont make me recruit his mischievous ass in a collaborative effort on you. Or else diarrhea-ridden reindeer will be the least of your woes.
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 00:24:47 +0000
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