Dear Sir, APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant. Each time I apply for employment, I get the reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught YOU RED HANDED and you have no excuse because while I was in my home town for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my cv and his obituary as proof of vacancy. You can not swerve me this time. Give me the job. Thank you, Yours truly, Akpos. DOCTORS CONVERSATION Three doctors were boosting of wat they have done for their country . A canadian, an american and a ghanaian. Canadian: in my country, we rplaced a mans heart n within two weeks he was looking for job. American : a man who had his kidney damaged was operated on and within six weeks he was looking for a job. Ghanaian: hahahahahah tweeeaaaaa. In my country we took a man with no brain, made him president and now the whole country is looking for job. Are u my co-equal. Dont laugh alone . Share it
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 14:06:36 +0000
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