Dear TV studio intellectuals, I know that you are going to be extremely busy tonight running from studio to studio answering that pesky question, Was there a Modi Wave? A kind and understanding person that I am, I have decided to make life easier for you and provide you with a list of top ten excuses that will say that it was NOT a Modi wave. Feel free to use them. I forfeit all copyrights. 1) It was not a Modi wave, but an anti-Congress wave that was pro-pappu and pro-Pinki but anti- MMS. 2) The alliances helped the BJP. 3) It was a success of the marketing strategy! 4) It was an Ambani-Adani-Tata-Birla-the-grocer-next-door conspiracy! 5) It was Putins evil plan to turn India into another Crimea. KGB agents masqueraded as voters and voted for the BJP. 6) It was the failure of the SW monsoon that was responsible for the BJPs spectacular win. 7) It was an alien attack . 8) Kalyug Hai. 9) It is an Advani wave. 10) There was no wave. Modi tampered all the EVMs personally, wearing his invisibility cloak. - Shefali Vaidya
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 06:15:00 +0000
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