Dear Thomas Dobly I was absolutely outraged to hear on Absolute 80s this morning that at the tender age of three you were hooked to a machine just to keep your mouth from spouting junk, before being chucked out of school because the teacher knew you had the funk In this day and age I can assure you that gadget shackling as a means of toddler gibberish cessation would be completely unacceptable and instead most likely addressed by the administration of methyl phenidate as prescribed by a qualified paediatrician. Furthermore, although the operation of a Sony Walkman may indeed be prohibited on Secondary Modern premises, it is the device itself, and not the percussive music recorded onto the cassette inserted therein, which may lead to unceremonious expulsion Without wishing to blind you with science, Mr. Dobly, it strikes me that had your hyperactivity been corrected diagnosed as ADHD the ingestion of Ritolin as an effective remedy would have aided you considerably. It is recommended therefore that you seek legal counsel with a view to the commencement of historical litigation proceedings against your medical advisers, forthwith. Yours Derek Philpott P.S. As regards your assertion, Better shut me in the fridge Cause Im burning up (Im burning up) call me an old stick in the mud but I would plump for drinking plenty of fluids over cold storage incarceration every time!
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 11:20:48 +0000
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