Dear Topsfield, Its me Firecracker..??..ever since I was kidnap I go by the name of Scarlett,like in Gone with the wind??... but although my kidnappers did bring me to TARA..this joint reminds me more of TARA after the war. Curtains n all!!! Today is day 95 of my captivity...add or take a day or two . The days are going darker now, I wake up in the dark n go to bed in the dark, I think my kidnapers need the ransom money to perhaps pay their electric bill ,maybe that is why is oh so dark now. I think they using candles n NOT the scent ones..generic of course...as is always the case with them! Oh dear Topsfield..have I got news for you!!!.. Yesterday the mom person woke up n saw all of this stains on the bed n realized I FIRECRACEKER is in HEAT!!!! ... surprise !!!.. when they took me away from mom Linda n mom Sue, the human found out they had about 5 months before this happen ... n they thought that with that time they could make sure they did not spay me since Im a showgirl n UNLESS they were choosing me over my ransom money they should NOT do the surgery ...! The mom person n aunty Bentley Bonnie Hardiman ,yes my kidnaper facilitator , already had pick a date for my surgery ..after Thanksgiving cause they no wanted me with stitches during the Holidays...I guess they cannot put Cinderella to work if she has stitches...BOL!!! Mom n aunty Bonnie were saying since now they have to wait for my surgery n then aunty Vickie Prescott talked to mom about this n how n what is gonna happen ...turns out I most likely get spay near Spring time..I guess I do have perfect timing ..I mean why deal with a shaved naked belly dragging all over the ground during winter??.. when I can wait until Spring now...right??.. Oh dear Topsfield, since this is happening the human mom follows me around with wipes for me n for the floor..guess who is Cinderella now??BOL!!!.. n no..me no wanna wears diapers nor anything like that so Im going al fresco...n I guess they kidnappers will have to deal with this...hahahahaha..the joke is on them..oh the small pleasures of my captivity are truly priceless..hahahaha!!! So dear topsfield, I believe this days I have the upper paw so I shall go now n demand some cookies n extra steak ..n when I get grumpy all I say to my kidnappers is Im hormonal..back off!!!... due hold on to the ransom money...Im enjoying torturing them.. ..for now! Love Scarlett .. who is starting to feel a little more AT HOME this days...
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 17:31:14 +0000
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