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Dear Washington state drivers, It has come to my attention over the past three years that none of you liberal, tree hugging, pot smokers have yet to figure out the reasons for a 3 lane highway (with the traditional breakdown lane) So let me help YOU. The lane 1 wouldnt you know it is the slower of the three lanes, to the right of that is the break down lane.... I know, what a concept... Now the slow lane is for when youre too stoned, youre listening to some ridiculous speech Obama is giving over the radio or youre just not mentally capable of understanding that more pressure on the gas pedal means you go faster. Its okay we will get there... Now lane 2 which is the middle lane, is for when one of you ban wagon Seahawks fans gets a little frisky after watching or listening to your Seahawks win a game. Screaming 12th man and SEA! HAWKS! And all that other nonsense and wouldnt you know it you go the actual speed limit... I like to call this lane the flow if traffic lane, bare with me folks. Now last but not least is the far left lane commonly known as the fast lane. Most of you hemp fest supporters should never been in this lane, but I do understand you cant cage the mentally handicap so you have to let them spread their wings and fly.... Here are guide lines for how we do it in NEW ENGLAND... 1. If you refuse to go atleast 70.. In the fast lane please put your blinker on and go back to lane 2. 2. If you see someone behind you please let them pass you... Meaning YOU move out of the FAST lane. 3. If you think sipping your hot Starbucks moca latte and losing your ability to even is more important on this cold morning than it is to drive, well let me Tell YOU super star in New England we drink our dunkins, we drive 75, and our blinkahs work just fine, and our PATS, SOXS, CELTS, and BRUINS have won more titles than you can even imagine. So if you could get with the program that would be outstanding. Last but not least as new englanders we have experience driving with massholes you excuse is invalid Yours truly A pissed off New Englander

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