Dear Wife, I am writing you this letter to express you thatI am leaving you for forever. I’ve been a good husband to you for 5 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have beenhell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home anddidn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore;you don’t want to do love makingor anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to hill place together! Have a great life ! Wife replies: DearEx-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 5 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment . And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 5 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from youbecause the $39.99 price tag was still & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $40 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit thelotto for 20 million $, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. Ihope that’s not a problem. Husband: While crying and repenting, OMG No..... I am soUnfortunate!
Posted on: Thu, 12 Sep 2013 16:02:19 +0000
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