Dear evangelists who come aknockin at my door, (A) This is quite obviously an apartment building, and banging interminably on the unlocked outer door serves no purpose but to anger my dingo. (B) If your opening pitch about the terrible state of the world includes gay marriage as one of the looming threats to all that is good in the world, complete with your air quotes around marriage, its a safe bet that Im going to say No thank you, but your acutely uninformed flavor of Christianity is a pestilential and pervasive disease that undermines all the good things that Jesus had to teach us, with a slight, but beatific smile. (C) If you then object that Ive offended the small child that youre dragging around like a theater prop to enhance the family-friendly appearance of your pestilential congregation by registering my objection to being told that Im the problem with modern America, Im most likely going to point out that perhaps, then, you should not use your small child as a prop to enhance the family-friendly appearance of your pestilential congregation, and then I may suggest, directly to the small child that, one day, when hes old enough to read, that he should read the red words in the Bible and really reflect on what they say. (D) Storming off in a huff is not particularly Christian unless you are actually Christ.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 14:30:10 +0000
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