Dear modesty, please come back. I miss you so!!! This morning I - TopicsExpress



          

Dear modesty, please come back. I miss you so!!! This morning I tried on a pair of new jeans, recently purchased at Wal-Mart. Much to my shugrin, they only covered about half of my back side. As I folded my mountain of laundry this morning, my sail was at half mast each time I bent over to pick up the next item. Granted, there is more junk in my trunk than there should be but why are jeans now makes this way? I cringe as I ponder the amount of women wearing this same style of jeans in public. There is a whole lot of mooning going on out there. Now I am left with the task of dreaming up with some jean creation to use these pants for some other means. Heaven forbid I keep a bill of sale. It is against my dutch heritage to throw the suckers away. So modesty, please come back. You are a requirement in my wardrobe. Today styles need you so.
Posted on: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 13:20:11 +0000

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