Dear myself ... Wipes and a selection of plastic bags are never a non essential ... They are in fact more important than your mobile/cell and yet unlike your phone, you never check to ensure that you are armed adequately for whatever carnage your offspring may unleash.... This leaves you in situations such as this afternoon when after a rummage about in the black hole that is the pink tote with leopard print lining you uncovered, a bronzer broken into 500 pieces, 5 red lipsticks, a chicken sandwich and a bit of donut from yesterdays outing....5 mismatched socks but no wipes....oh the folly of skipping out the door with a bit of food and a towel each ....myself such flagrant disregard of the ages and stages of your three children leaves you with no choice but to haul all three to the washroom and throw water and toilet paper at them .. all whilst holding the gaze of the vancouver passive aggressive lulu lemon army and their perfect clean children ...who clearly are wiped with organic bamboo wipes scented with lavender... or perhaps never actually get dirty.... 15 minutes in the park... Exploding yogurts, spilt apple juice, a poo bomb of epic proportions clearly being saved for a public outing as was Monday nights triple whammy at the beach and sand everywhere... Myself... Remember thy wipes.... home again home again another round of washing anyone ..... ?
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 21:15:13 +0000
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