Dear new country musicians: I wish I could get famous as easily as you. You write lyrics about the same exact thing over and over, tailgates and trucks, a girl, drinking beer, half of the time none of it rhymes, and its all placed over the same chord structure as the 7 songs that were on before yours. Also, your song legitimately doesnt change, at all, ever. The verse, pre-chorus, chorus, and bridge are ALL the same exact guitar part. In all honesty, I dont understand why people promote this immense lack of effort and talent by attending your concerts to a sold-out quantity, and buy millions of your albums, just to hear 15 different dudes with the same shitty tattoos and lame, over-blown Southern accent (that you probably dont have in real life) just sing the same exact song with the lyrics slightly rearranged. You keep making millions of dollars while real musicians struggle and write lyrics with content, and songs with structure, but never see anywhere near the success of you media whores. Says a lot for the society we live in. Keep writing the same song and ripping off other peoples hard work, Im real happy its working out for you.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 13:50:34 +0000