Dear our fatty, We came for a mini adventure to alton towers.. We are just queuing to go on the smiler!! Tbh our fatty Im not sure my good self is up to it. I had a terrible experience on Rita, well, the fact that they had to stop the ride before it even started was my first clue!! I got in my seat and it has a padded metal harness that you pull over your head. Theres a gap for your right arm then your head then your left arm. Well somehow whilst trying to lower the padded bar to get secure, my head ended up in the same hole as my right arm..I did manage to pull the bar down and lock it tightly in place. The poor girl attendant had to give hand signals to the man in the starter box to release the lock so she could get my head out and re lock me in..well I thought after that Rita would be tame!! And to be fair with a name like Rita what would one expect..I have to say quite honestly our fatty after what Rita did to me Im having trouble writing this whilst waiting for the smiler!!! Thirteen was our next ride following Dirty Rita, Itd been out of order all morning, and as the lady was telling us we cant go on due to technical difficulties an announcement was made that its now fixed and open. It was going all good on there very exciting without scaring the living life outta me. Until.... it got stuck in the black hole!!! Oh hell, it was pitch black and stopped dead..all I could think was just my bloody luck to be first on after it was mended cos now its broke..you have to understand that it was whilst that thought was running through my head that the car dropped through the floor!!! I know you think Im a dolls head our fats, but I swear to you, you would have been impressed with my screaming!!! I saw my life flash right before my tightly closed eyes!!! I dont think Im any good at this scary business, I feel utterly sick, I am shaking!!! My knees and my hands are so bad you can here them rattle. Then if Im going to be really really honest, Im having trouble breathing..my heart is banging so hard in my chest my lungs are shrinking in fear and wont let the air in.. I just want you to know that this queue is way too fookin short for my taste!! I keep telling kat I need to pee but she wont let me go..what if I pee my pants??? More pressure!! Ill post this now cos Im not sure Im going to live through this ride, Im thinking smiler is a lying deceptive name, and Im sure I wont be effin smiling when Im done!!! Thats if I survive it at all... If katrine wasnt with me Id do the quickest lindford recorded in history..she says we will be walking like drunks after getting off this ride, tbh I dont think Ill be able to walk at all. Lots of love nora who wishes she wasnt the explora anymore xx P.s its getting nearer and I promise you Im fookin scared witless. Im praying for my life!! In fact I have no words to express my fear!!! Im crying right now this very minute xx P.P.s Baz jim Im not feeling very Rock n roll right now!!!
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 13:43:21 +0000
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