Dear parents of teenagers in the Starr-Iva area. Please account for the whereabouts of your child last night between 3:00 and 4:30am. If you find during that time that they happened to be out, and perhaps were up to mischief please let me know. Because I will find out who it was one way or another...and I give you my word that I will take it easier on them if you get a confession from them. However, words cannot describe the horrific things that will begin happening in their little lives if I have to find them on my own. The first time I let it go, now its not funny. Especially since I can barely walk from foot surgery and am being woke up in the middle of the night. Again, I was a youth Pastor for a number of years, and in that time I acquired a certain set of skills...I will not just toilet paper your house. So far, my investigation has linked these culprits to several incidents across the area, and I have now formed a joint task force to help identify and eliminate this menace. So, if you have a teen and he/she is still in the bed this morning or grouchy from not sleeping...just ask a few questions. (And that doesnt even get into the dangers of them violently banging on the doors of gun owners in the middle of the night...the wrong door in the wrong neighborhood could be tragic) Thank you for your time.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 20:15:30 +0000
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