Dear phone, You are not that old. In the short time since I adopted you there should be no reason why you continue to pummel me with updates. You offer updates more often than Obama tells lies. OK maybe not THAT many updates but you get the picture, right? Continue to offer updates and you may find yourself with a severe reaction to a combination of lead and copper contamination. Doseage is optional depending on the current mood at said time. I can also tell when the battery is low with out annoying beeps every 5 seconds. Stop beeping at me and youd last 30 minutes longer and have a lot better chance at being around to welcome a new President in 2016. Last but not least, I am appalled at the photo quality of your images of me. I can take photos of nature and animals and other human beings but let me have a photo of me snapped and Im more hideous than the khaki wearing Jake from State Farm dude. Thank you phone. Sincerely, Me
Posted on: Sat, 10 Jan 2015 20:24:02 +0000