Dearest President Jonathan, Congratulations on your daughters wedding last week and welcome to Enugu. I dont know how I missed the news of your state visit to the coal city. Perhaps your image-makers can make more of a news item of it next time so I can avoid this spectacular tidal wave of traffic misery. Have you quite had your bath in Aso Rock? Because your zealous staff in Enugu have locked down the main arteries for hours now. Do you have a good shaman? Because the curses I can hear in this traffic can give its hapless subject a headache. Dear President Jonathan, it is a hot and airless day, and stranded buses are disgorging angry passenger-turned-Trekkers left right and centre. Oh, and do look into alternative vote-acquisition strategies for 2015. You are haemorrhaging votes from where I sit. When you do leave. Abuja, have a safe flight in the jet du jour. We are waiting here to wave you on to the stadium, from where I can hear the PDP rally to which you are headed over the p.a. system. If any boos make it past the bullet-proof glass of your calvacade, be assured that my voice will not resound therein. Writers do it in style, you see. Yours meltingly, Chuma Nwokolo.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Apr 2014 13:13:08 +0000
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