Dearests Mureeds it is that time of the year when my good mureeds get presents and the bad ones get nothing. The naqshandi elves have been working hard all year round in getting the presents ready but we have hit a bit of a snag. The reindeers ( Qadri, Rumi, Arabi, Bapa, Raza Saqibi, Nazim) this year have over done it on halwa and too heavy to fly. Im left with no choice to buy a jet to get around. They cost around $50 million so please mureeds dig deep for this noble cause. The look of amazement on my mureeds faces when I manage to come down the chimney is priceless. Important notice: last year mureeds left out a mince pie and milk for me. This is copying the christians so please refrain from such acts. The following items are the only things permissible to be left out on such occasions 1 ) Milk Ice and buffalo milk (if possible) 2 ) Chicken Biryani 3 ) Chicken Pilau 4 ) Shami Kebab (even if its goat meat) 5 ) Parathay and Balai (Malai) 6 ) Urd Daal (dry and separated) with ginger and other condiments 7 ) Meat filled Kachorian 8 ) Apple water 9 ) Pomegranate Water 10 ) Soda water 11 ) Milk Ice
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 18:22:02 +0000
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