Definitions : SCHOOL- A place where Parents pay and children play Life Insurance - A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece Dictionary: A place where success comes before work Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on Father: A banker provided by nature Criminal: A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 03:20:09 +0000
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