Demetri Martins breakup lines: Do you believe in love at first sight?…How about misery after three years? That shirt looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? My friend Dave, I think you should go out with him. Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship? When I’m with you I feel 3 pounds lighter. Probably because you bore the crap out of me……And I had a big lunch. Hey baby, are you being followed?…Because I’ve been seeing people behind your back. I didn’t know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that’s because this angels gained a few pounds since we started going out. Hey I was just wondering. Are you doing push ups with your knees down? Because I’m not sure if this is working out. Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you’re pregnant. If you’re not, then let’s break up. Hey, is there a new critically acclaimed movie called “Other People”? Because that’s what I want to see. Are your feet tired?…Because you’ve been stomping on my dreams for a few years now.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 03:13:12 +0000
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