Designed by and for men (poor men!)....! The ultimate the most encouraging lesson in English Grammar: If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice. Wife : why r u home so early? Hubby : My boss said go to hell! Doctor : Howz ur headache ? Patient : shes out of town. Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in Those inside are desperate to come out. No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. Q- Why cant Women Drive well? A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. Q- Why cant Women stand a day in a Jungle? A- There are no Shopping Centers.. Q- How to save a Dying Woman? A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. The woman who invented the phrase All men are the same was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened!!!! Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argument Women live a Better, Longer Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very smart man replied: Women dont have a wife!
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 06:49:48 +0000
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