Devil in the Details Shake, rattle and roll Cesium 134 in my soul Feet towards hell and hands toward heaven Maybe its Cesium 137 Crack in the sidewalk Dont you step on it Crack in the reactor wall Glowing is upon it San Onofre, San Andreas Radioactive prime time players Old Diablo, Fukushima Fallout zone from here to Lima Ring of fire, earthquake zone ET, yes, its time- phone home Go Nukes Templar, guard impurity A million years- thats job security! jr We have had a small earthquake in nearby Cambria, after experiencing over 600 earthquake and ground movements in Mammoth Lakes California -in just 36 hours! Living within the certain kill zone of DEVIL CANYON ATOMIC REACTOR and aka diablo canyon nuclear waste dump, I could go at any time. Therefore, I sent this out: No problem, everybody, just remain calm, no matter what happens- I found these instructions: 1 find a safe spot under a sturdy table or in the arch of a doorway 2 Turn on a radio to a reliable station and tune in to the authorities 3 concentrate on hanging items, such as wind chimes, mobiles, ornaments and mistletoe and watch for movement or a pendulum effect 4 turn off cell phones and keep your ears peeled for instructions 5 Get down into the cellar or basement level if you have one 6 collect precious irreplacables, like family heirlooms or high school pictures/yearbooks 7 secure pets 8 feed/water/shelter livestock 9 gather together closely with family 10 count canned goods, water jugs and battery items 11 check toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant and soapstuffs 12 take stock of bullets, pellets, b-bs knives, machete and any ammunitions 13 bag up fruits, vegetables, canned tuna and duct tape the bag 14 wash hands face and feet 15 count and secure medicines/prescriptions 16 hand out life vests if needed, 1 per family member or pet 17 have helmets and any reflector jackets handy in international orange 18 computer, smart phone, lap top 19 check for wireless connectivity 20 assume lotus position 21 heads between knees 22 deep rythmic breaths, every 5 seconds for 10 minutes 23 after 10 minutes, rythmic breaths every 10 seconds 24 locking fingers, place hands behind head 25 turn out any lights/snuff candles 26 pen and note paper handy 27 bend deeply at waist, nose toward floor 28 brief silent prayer/invocation 29 last drink of water 30 lick lips to moisten 31 clear mind 32 short meditation, consider thoughts to be background noise 33 jot down short will for properties and chattel 34 recite affirmations 35 kiss spouse 36 nod to those within sight 37 write down any important recipies 38 make note of gas heater and/or any burial instructions, 39 lean far forward 40 KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE This has been a service of the national protective emergency station, it has been a pleasure and you will be missed (recording ends abruptly with indeterminate noise*)
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 20:08:42 +0000
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