Diary of A Wimpy Kid： first of all. let me get something to straight. this is a journal, not a diary. I know what it says on cover. but when my Mon went out to buy this thing. I specially told her to get one that didnt say diary on it. great!! all I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this journal around and get wrong idea. the other thing I want to clear up right away. it is that this was my Mons idea, not mine. but if she thinks Im going to write down my feelings in here or whatever, shes crazy. so just dont expect me to be that u think. the only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when Im famous and rich, Ill have better things to do than answer peoples stupid questions all day long. so this book is gonna come in handy. just like I said, Ill be famous and rich one day. but for now Im stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. let me just say for the record, I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invited. u got kids like me who havent hit growth spurt yet mixed these gorillas who need shave twice a day. and then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school. if it was up to me, grade levels would be based on height, not age. but then again, that would mean kids like James Harden would still be in the first grade. today is the first day of school. right now were waiting around for our teacher to hurry up and finish sitting chart. so I figure that I might as well write in this journal to pass time. by the way!! let me give u some good advice. on the first day of school, u got to be real careful where u sit. if u went into the classroom and plunked ur stuff down on any old desk. and then next thing u know that teacher is talking： I hope u all like where ure sitting. because these are ur permanent seats. so on this class, I were stuck with Jackson in front of me and Jordan in back of me. Derick Wade came in late, and almost sat to my right. luckily!! I stopped that from happening at the last second. next period, I should sit in middle of a bunch of hot girls as soon as I sat in the classroom. but I guess if I do that. it just proves that I didnt learn anything from last year. man!! I have no idea what is up with girls these day. it used to be a whole lot simple back in elementary school. the deal was, if u were the fastest runner in ur class, u got all girls. nowadays, it is a whole lot more complicated. now its about the kind of clothes u wear or how rich u are or if u have a cute butt or whatever. so boys like Matt Wang are scratching their heads wondering what the hell happened. the most popular boy in my grade is Kobe Bryant. the thing that really stinks is that I have always been into the girls, but kids like him have only come around in the last couple of years.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 08:10:26 +0000
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