Did You Know? White people over the age of 38; while slightly intoxicated, will 9 times out of 10 feel the urge to clap along to any song they hear whether they think they know it or not? Almost immediately, their fellow brothers and sisters will join the Clapping Club (*official term) because white people, as a collective, MUST clap along to the majority of songs between 122 - 136 BPMs. To them, its a display of appreciation as well as a contribution to the music itself. I shouldnt be leaking these secrets but I felt the world should know. Help prevent white people Clapping Clubs, just calmly grab their hands and whisper No. You can make a change.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 10:46:40 +0000
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