Did you know that if youre Canadian, you cannot die in real life? Its true. I know this, because, well, I am a Canadian. A proud one, in fact. We get free health care, and therefore, we are healthier than most. Us Canadians get strength off of our Maple Syrup and Pancakes. Or by watching Anime 24/7. So, in Canada, you cannot die. But ONLY if you are Canadian. Many Americans or Asians try this, because they heard that dying in Canada is NOT the same as dying in real life. Crazy, isnt it? You see, children.... When we chop down our oldest trees and forests, thats how we get our maple. And maple is what comes from trees. The trees last quite a long time, and thats how the maple makes us stronger. So, in other words, just like trees, Canadians live for a very long time. And the reason we are so amazing at hockey is years of experience. (Except for Toronto Maple Leaf.....) And most of us Canadians actually do say Eh a lot. Force of habit, eh? And if one of us do die, its because a moose ran us over or we got killed by a polar bear. Wanna know what happens when one of us dies? We turn into MAPLE SYRUP. ... Good lord, I need sleep. xDDD
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 00:11:04 +0000