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Died Laughing.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi... Referee said 1,2,3 GO!... Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee - y r u not running...? Alia - My number is 4 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Alia: I can eat 6 apples. Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach! Alia: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend... Alia to Shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ? Shraddha: I can eat 10 Aliya: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! πŸ˜°πŸ˜œπŸ˜«πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai.... Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.. FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died) AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died) ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)😝 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia - what should we do now? Varun- well take 50:50. Alia- what about the remaining 900? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Alia Bhatt: Lets go for movie . Varun: Shit, Ive got a doctors appointment today.. Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him youre sick.πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Alia reading newspaper.. News: Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump Aalia comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Alia bhatt independence day ke liye Indian flag lene gayi.. Flag dekh kar Alia ne kuch kaha... jisey sunkar dukaanwaala behosh ho gaya... Guess what did Alia say ? Isme aur colour dikhao!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 08:19:08 +0000

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