Disco is not dead. Its alive and well in Mr Pinstripes phone. Its loud and blaring every call... but when you are still living in the disco era, you apparently do not grasp modern technology. He obviously cant find the volume because it isnt a knob. Hes been arguing with his wife about paint for an hour now. Shes absolutely correct that anything shinier than eggshell will be blinding when the light bounces off it. High gloss is not a living room wall choice... shes going to loose the argument though. Hes in to disco... hes flashy. Besides, it will be awesome with his disco ball chandelier that he is most definitely going to be sleeping in the doghouse for. 1-800 lighting. $167.40. Hes super phyched. Like I said... he really likes disco. She doesnt... I can hear her screaming that hes tacky and he wasnt like this when they got married. Oh... sweetie... yes he was... his mom probably told him to fake it to get him out of her house. I heard her yell at him too... its a pattern. He always had his terror dome from GI joe set up... (still at moms... shes mad) he just hid it to hook you. Men just dont suddenly decide to start decorating with action figures at 45, that sort of builds up over time. The people behind me are having a conversation I can only describe as... Have you ever seen that scene in the Muppets take Manhattan movie where Kermit has no memory and is in the diner? Hmmmm.... mmmm.. ah haaa.... yes... hmmmmm Ill pick up the bill today, Gil. Would you like something from the grill, Jill? No, meat makes me ill, Gil. Me? In love with a pig? Wait til I tell the guys in marketing. They are confused as to why their proposal went bad today. Im not. If it werent for the fact they sound EXACTLY like Bill and Gil the frogs from the Muppets take Manhattan, I would have fallen asleep. John....maybe we can add more pizazz? Hmmmmm Rich.... hmmmm uhhhhhhh Hmmmm well if we ummmm hmmmmmmm Pizazz? Please Rich..... be honest.... short of Miss Piggy hitting him in the head so he gets his memory back... I dont think John can do Pizazz. Gonzo: Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor, Im looking for a frog who can sing and dance! The Honorable Edward I. Koch: If he can balance the budget, Ill hire him! I need a nap. ;) Waka waka!
Posted on: Mon, 01 Dec 2014 23:37:13 +0000
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