Distressed woman calls her mum on the phone.. Mum, I cant do this anymore, Im taking the kids and Im leaving him... Mum says, calm down love, things cant be that bad..Oh mum, you dont understand, says the woman.. Whats wrong love, talk to me says the mother..... Well mum, when I married him, I was a young foolish 18 year old with a anus the size of a 5 cent coin... 3 years have passed, Im 21 with 2 babies and my anus is like a 50 cent coin...... Now you listen here, says the mum.you live in a multi million dollar mansion on the beach, drive your choice of ferraris and bentlys, have credit cards with no limits, a condo in Belair, a private jet, your very own diamond mine and you want to give that all away for 45 cents?????
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 11:46:08 +0000
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