Diyar Childran, today we will teach you the history of Pakistan. 4.5 Billion years ago, God created Pakistan. AFTER THAT, God created The Earth! Immediately after that, he created the Goat. Then the Goat was getting bored, so he created Bin Qasim, who is internationally recognized (And proved by NASA) as a first Pakistani. Pakistan lies in the Middle East, which is at the north-west of Pakistani Sub Continent covering the entire Bangladeshi Ocean. Infidel Columbus (Originally a Muslim but forcefully converted by Shah-e-Spain) was in search of Pakistan when he found Amreeka by mistake. He called those Amreekis as Red Indians because they were dark skinned, and a bit short in length (as compared to Pakistanis), and they were drinking RED Bull! Though there was no such entity as India, still we managed to rule them for 1000 years, which is the clear proof that we are the Martial Race. In 1946, Hinduism was founded by RSS which was the main problem between the converted Hindoos and original Muslims of the region. After Britishers and Indians fought for their independence from Pakistan, Britishers and Indians were granted independence in 1947, after that India came into existence. We fought 4 wars with Endia which are as follows: 1948: We invaded Kashmir and liberated half of it where Endian Army was not present. Thus it is our victory. 1965: We invaded Kashmir but then successfully defended Lahore(!), hence we are the winners. 1971: Endia attacked us and we liberated Bangladesh from Endias occupation, hence we are the winners. 1999: We were successful in internationalizing Kashmir issue, hence we are the winners. Stay tuned for more historical events covering how Pakistan won World War 0 before winning WorldWar 1 & 2.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 07:09:11 +0000
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