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Dng Some light moments with sardar :) Sardar:- Yaar toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot Gaya h. Dukardar:- 1 baal toota to naya Q le rahe ho. Sardar:- Jo tuta h wo akhiri tha... ----------------------- Sardar:- Bhai 2 ticket dena. Conductor:- 2 kyu. Sardar:- 1 kho jaye to dusra kaam ayega. Conductor:- Agar dono kho gaye to. Sardar:- Abe fir paas kab kaam ayega. ----------------------- Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..? Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h... ----------------------- Sardar flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:- Ye kya kar rahe ho..? Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno... ----------------------- Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai. Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le... ----------------------- Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi... ----------------------- 1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo... ----------------------- Sardar ne apni wife ko 1 whisky ka peg diya to wife:- Chhiiii !! kitna kadva h. Sardar:- Aur tu sochti h main roz Ash karta hu... ------------------------------
Posted on: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 15:09:25 +0000

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