Do u know about what is an audit? Once upon a time there was a man looking after his flock of animals on the side of a deserted road . Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver , a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes , Ray- Ban sunglasses ,TAG- Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them? The shepherd looks at the young man , then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, Okay. The young man parks the car , connects his laptop to the mobile- fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables. He then prints out a 150 - page report on his high -tech mini - printer, turns to the shepherd and says , You have exactly 1 ,586 sheep . The shepherd cheers , That s correct, you can have your sheep . The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche . The shepherd looks at him and asks, If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me ? The young man answers , Yes , why not ? The shepherd says , You are an auditor. How did you know? asks the young man . Very simple , answers the shepherd. Firstly, you came here without being wanted. Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Thirdly, you don t understand anything about my business. .. . . .. .. Now can I have my dog back?
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 18:12:41 +0000
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