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Doctor : i am sorry. Operation ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves aapke pet me reh gaye. dobara operation karna hoga. Sardar : abey, pagal he kya ? ye le 20 rupaye naya kharid le... Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai. Sardar- Tujhe kya farak padata ha ? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!! Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge.... Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!!! WIFE: Suno ji : agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi !! Pati : He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi.. Husband : Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi.. Wife was kidnapped. Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger and demanded money. Husband replied ye Ungli to kisi ki v ho sakti hai..MUNDI Bhej MUNDI
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 05:38:46 +0000

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