Doctr : i am sorry. Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves aapke pet me reh gaye. dobara opration karna hoga. Sardar : abey, pagal he kya? ye le 20 rupaye naya le le...😄😃😀😂 This Sardar ji is The Ultimate! 😂 👳Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai. Sardar- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!! 😳😝😂😁 😂😂😀 You cant stop laughing..😀😃😄😛😝😜😜😜😃😄😜😜 Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!!! 😂😂😜😜😜😜😜 Blast of the day:Wife was kidnapped.Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded money.Husband replied ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai..😡MUNDI Bhej MUNDI 😜😝 👳👳👳👳👳 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile. 1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate he. 2nd sardar: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha. 👳👳👳👳👳 ______________________________ Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyo hass rahe ho? Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu! 👳👳 ______________________________ Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?! 👳👳👳👳👳 _____________________________ Hitler: Theres no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary. Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha! 👳👳👳👳👳😝😝😝 _________________________ Ultimate Hit!! Sardar ka interview : Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain? Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola... Vidhwa Aurat....😜😃😝
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 11:45:40 +0000
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