Does anyone else find it weird that the person whos taken up twerking like almost professionally, Miley Cyrus, has absolutely no ass... Its like... Youve got to have at least something... Its how it works... And Im not talking like Kim Kardashian level ass here either... Just you know, not a stick figure... Its okay to eat a cheeseburger once in a while (to be honest, I really dont eat cheeseburgers...) Lets be honest here though... I always feel weird whenever I see that Miley has twerked somewhere... Because as a guy Im like Huh... Should probably.... I dont know... Should probably check that out... But then Im like Double yu tee eff Howie, its Miley... Its not what you think it is... (to be honest I never say double yu tee eff).......(hokay, that last part was a lie...) But anyway... The real question is how Miley twerking somewhere still makes news on what I used to believe were legitimate news agencies... Its not news... Even on an entertainment news network, its still not news... Like the first time she did it, okay, maybe... But just for the what the hell is this chick doing? factor... But like the 10th time, Im not interested anymore... Its like if Tiger Woods hit a hole in one, everyone would be like Hey dude, thats pretty cool... But if he hit like 10 holes in one in a month youd be like When is this guy going to do something new??? And what is with her haircut??? You know what, nevermind... I dont have the energy...
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 03:18:18 +0000