Does anyone else out there feel like software has become a bit of a pain in the ass? It seems like the computer doesnt care that I would actually like to use MY box to do MY stuff...no, it just wants to slow my processes down and happily fap itself to death updating everything...constantly...NOT NOW it says, Im fapping myself into an oblivion of updates, come back later with whatever reason you pushed the power button for....Im fapping....leave me to my incessant self abuse....go away. Im about ready to just throw my box out the window and let all these overzealous programmers just happily fap themselves to bankruptcy because they are taking MY enjoyment away from computing by turning everything into a fap fest of apps and updates...its like LOOK AT ME, IM the whole reason why you bought a computer....to watch me play with myself and update and provide you with the latest versions EVERY MINUTE of the programs you dont really give a darn about but somehow always seem to have on your machine...5 minutes boot time, 25 minutes fap time...maybe someday I get to enjoy my content. Bah, Im just being an old fart, a minimalist...after all these guys have to make a living even if they dont want to pick up a tool or climb a ladder (god forbid) so its fapfest time, apps upon apps upon endlessly updating apps...soon all bandwidth will be gridlocked by apps just fapping themselves to death while folks stand by wondering why the f-bomb they bought a computer to begin with.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 00:56:32 +0000
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