Dont chop wood in shorts, is the lesson here. And dont chop wood that doesnt sit flat on the block. Because, the thing is, the log just might kick back, and if it hits you just right, with the sharp point of the piece you split once driving into the soft meat next to your tibia, you could be in for a nasty scratch like this. If that happens, dont panic. Go to the hospital. Spend a beautiful fall afternoon in the Hanover Hitchcock ER, get a tetanus shot and discuss with plastic whether stitches will be enough, only to learn that plastic (surgery) doesnt do legs, and why should they. Then get stitched, so you look like this. And Bobs your uncle.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 01:04:21 +0000
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